1. On the way, a last bit of piss dribbles onto my thigh. I pick up a dirty sock from the floor, wipe the urine off and toss the sock in a corner.
走到半路上,最后一滴掉在了大腿上,我从地上捡起一只脏袜子,擦了擦,然后把袜子随手扔到墙角。

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2. The problem with men is that they will always piss up your back, like when all the deer are together in the woods. "- Bright Lights film."
男人们的问题就在于他们总是在你的背上小便,就像当所有鹿儿齐聚树林时一样。

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3. Piss in his face. That'll wake him up.
对着他的脸撒泡尿,那样就能弄醒他。

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4. Apparently, one of my friends was too drunk to go to the bathroom, because when I woke up I discovered that my recliner, my work uniform, and one of my friends were completely covered in piss.
其中有一个看来喝得实在太过了连厕所都去不了,我醒来时发现我的躺椅上制服上以及另外一个朋友身上全是尿。

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5. But, piss me off, you'll end up tangled in vines.
但是,气死我了,你会纠结的藤蔓。

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6. But, piss me off, you'll end up tangled in vines.
但是,气死我了,你会纠结的藤蔓。

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