I closed the bathroom door, sat on the toilet lid, and tried to un-pop my ears.
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2. 你刚才是不是蹲马桶盖儿上了？
You have just squat toilet cover son on?
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3. 学会使用马桶，如果马桶盖翻起来了就把它翻下来。
Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down.
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4. 因此，应养成冲水时盖上马桶盖的习惯。
Therefore, we should develop flush toilet seat covered with the habit.
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5. 在那！你右边，马桶盖上。
There, right next to you, on the toilet.
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6. 但请记得掀起马桶盖。
But please lift the seat.
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7. 追问是谁忘了盖马桶盖。
Asking who left the toilet lid up.
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8. 简单解决办法：冲水前一定要盖上马桶盖。
Simple Fix: be sure to close the lid of the toilet before you flush.
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9. 你难道从来没听过我们对你们没掀马桶盖的抱怨吗？
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
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10. 学会使用马桶，假如马桶盖翻起来了就把它翻下来。
Learn to work the toilet seat; if it "s up put it down."
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11. 打扫马桶，擦净马桶盖和座圈的下面，清洁马桶内部和马桶基座四围。
Clean toilets, wipe under lid and seat as well as cleaning the inside of the toilet. Also clean the pedestal of the toilet.
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12. 我打开抽水马桶盖就像打开鸟巢一样结果我看到猫的足迹布满了马桶的周边。
I lift the toilet seat as if it were the nest of a bird and I see cat tracks all around the edge of the bowl.
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13. 请注意：不要将您身体任何部分置于马桶盖子边缘，猫会用爪子抓住任何他能勾到的物体。
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge.
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14. 不是讲神话，一切都是完美的，从不争吵，他从不忘盖马桶盖，她绝不会用泰德熊装饰客厅等。
Not myths, in which everything's perfect, and we never fight, and he never leaves up the toilet seat, and she never decorates the living room with teddy bears.
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15. 该节水马桶，包括马桶盖、马桶座 圈、马桶水箱内的进水管、排水口，在马桶座圈上设有感应器；
The water-saving toilet comprises a toilet cover, a toilet seat, a water inlet pipe in the toilet water tank, and a water outlet, wherein the toilet seat is provided with a inductor;
I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH.
Kevin Shelley (USA) broke 46 wooden toilet seats with his head on the set of the TV show the Guinness World Records in Cologne, Germany, on 1 September 2007.
Kevin Shelley (USA) broke 46 wooden toilet seats with his head on the set of the TV show the Guinness World Records in Cologne, Germany, on 1 September 2007.
